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Twankers: Social Media Agency Sales Pitch (the truth shall set you free)!

7 August 2010 2,424 views 8 Comments

This SlideShare presentation that I discovered via the brilliant @beth_carroll at social-collective.com made me choke on my cornflakes when I saw it this morning!

This represents thousands of social-meeeedja pitches I’ve seen from tonnes of agencies in the past few years. So true… so funny!

Twankers Social Media Agency Sales Pitch

About Tommy Twanker

From a bespectacled, snorkel parka wearing, Crackerjack pencil earning child to the world’s number 1 social media guru. Who’d have thought it? Well that is the journey travelled by Tommy Twanker. Still keeping his feet on the ground in Macclesfield and looking after his pigeons; he’s also responsible for an array of social media strategies, from Shaking Stevens through Barry Manilow to The Krankies. He’s been involved in more sales pitches than you could shake a stick at, won 0.01% of them, and has created a slide deck which can be used by any agency that hasn’t got a clue. And let’s face it, that’s about 90% of them. You may have been on the receiving end of such nonsense, or maybe even delivered it. Either way, you should enjoy it.

For more from Tommy, visit Twankers.co.uk

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8 Comments »

  • raxlakhani said:

    Twankers: Social Media Agency Sales Pitch (the truth shall set you free)! http://bit.ly/cKDRwD

    This comment was originally posted on Twitter

    # 7 August 2010 at 12:43 pm
  • TaraJeromel said:

    So true and so happy to be out of it! RT @raxlakhani Twankers: Social Media Agency Sales Pitch http://bit.ly/cKDRwD

    This comment was originally posted on Twitter

    # 7 August 2010 at 2:07 pm
  • jimhaysom said:

    @socialtech Twankers: Social Media Agency Sales Pitch http://bit.ly/cKDRwD thanks @TaraJeromel @raxlakhani

    This comment was originally posted on Twitter

    # 8 August 2010 at 8:16 pm
  • socialtech said:

    Love this via @jimhaysom Twankers: Social Media Agency Sales Pitch http://bit.ly/cKDRwD

    This comment was originally posted on Twitter

    # 9 August 2010 at 9:07 am
  • MattShield said:

    RT @socialtech: Love this via @jimhaysom Twankers: Social Media Agency Sales Pitch http://bit.ly/cKDRwD

    This comment was originally posted on Twitter

    # 9 August 2010 at 9:31 am
  • jonwhite123 said:

    RT @socialtech: Love this via @jimhaysom Twankers: Social Media Agency Sales Pitch http://bit.ly/cKDRwD

    This comment was originally posted on Twitter

    # 10 August 2010 at 2:28 am
  • revbingo said:

    RT @socialtech: Love this via @jimhaysom Twankers: Social Media Agency Sales Pitch http://bit.ly/cKDRwD

    This comment was originally posted on Twitter

    # 10 August 2010 at 10:15 am
  • Tommy Twanker said:

    How do! Glad you liked the pitch. I suspect we’ve all been exposed or maybe even presented such social media nonsense. I know I have and still do to this very day. There is plently more of this type of stuff should you care to visit the website. However, that said, I’d strongly advise that you don’t bother as it will be a complete waste of your valuable time.

    # 10 August 2010 at 10:33 am

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