Best Tweets of the Day

Best Tweets of the Day

23 March 2009 443 views No Comment

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gill_edwards If there’s a song more annoying than Lady GaGa ‘poker face’, then I’m not sure what it is 23 Mar 2009 from web

Metrotwin Is getting the irony that approx two hours after we posted this – http://bit.ly/8HyYE – the heavens opened. Good old unpredictable London 23 Mar 2009 from TweetDeck

styletime The 11 Types of Facebook Users http://bit.ly/rhjuF 23 Mar 2009 from web

postsecret I pulled 236 postcards from my mailbox today. One read, “I never told you that you accidently bathed yourself in my urine in Mexico.” 23 Mar 2009 from web

jlcoassin This Week, Tweet to Beat Leukemia! – http://bit.ly/zPrR 23 Mar 2009 from web

ElspethMurray It seems normal most of the time but when I get home from travels I realise that the bathroom taps are the ‘wrong’ way round. 23 Mar 2009 from Tweetie

PeterSantilli America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. -Charlie King 23 Mar 2009 from web

marks The rumors say that Jennifer Aniston has broken up with @johncmayer again because he spends too much time on Twitter. (http://bit.ly/kCv3n) 23 Mar 2009 from TweetDeck

atmasphere “Daddy, Is snow a boy or a girl?” 23 Mar 2009 from HelloTxt

spittingcat Stewart Lee makes me laugh a bit too much. So glad they scheduled his show for Mondays. Perfect Monday cynical release for the viewer. 23 Mar 2009 from web

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en: @richardfarley Or was your point just about how his performance is altering perception? Stupid twitter, confusing me all the time. lol 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: "And these clocks keeps unwinding and completly ignore everything that we hate or adore, once the page of a calendar, is turn it's no more." 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @mousekteers Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: is it wednesday or thursday?? 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @rbjacobs Hi - My businesses and I are FNB customers - wanted to know if you speak officially for FNB on twitter or is it coincidental? 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @KelliAnna u would know wouldn't u..I'm sayin on some real shit..do u hav to remember from bak in the day..or does she really have new shit? 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: Y!:working....or trying to at least, IT people arent being cooperative http://twitter.com/kay_saylor 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @onlycindy it sucks!!!! huge dissapointment if he had one pretty girl and he was walkin with her in the park or sum it wouldve good but nooo 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @bendbeanies serious? its too bright? damn my eyes must be faded or something 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @_decode_ I'd love to be a beta reader - have done some professional proofreading on fiction once or twice and would love to help :) 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @Yushimi If someone said that to you, female or male, you go, "MY EYES ARE UP HERE *smack*" 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: Despite them having the WORST ads ever and/or not being targeted to my demographic- i bought a Sobe Lifewater today. It is fine. 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @marcmeole We can either eat 1st or pick something up. I know the kids would like to pick up. Also, I don't know if Jody is going to eat 1st 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: Is it just me or does every house look the same here in Toronto? :P 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: Would #squarespace soon take a spotlight? or is #moonfruit everlastingly enhanced 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @USATOW1 We do have some. Check out my website CoryTexter.com and click merchandise. You can email me order CTexter@hotmail.com or paypal. 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: http://twitpic.com/8x5nk - If your in the LA area or plan to be in the LA area tomorrow, July 2nd(Thurs Night)come Party it up with me! 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @goldheartluver Yesssss there is! Idk, didn't Shaun text you? Actually i'm not sure if its just us or plus you guys :/ haha go ask him! 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @Firix what matt's house or the 30 min cycle ride home? 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: Trying to think of something to keep people posted about.... Some big "project" or task - or even some event.... 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: Ham and cheese sandwiches are my favorite . I can't decide if it's the mayo or the cheese I like so much... 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @TeriBeatnik hahaha, I agree, James isn't working tonight, but you can still hit me up here or on the cell (773-989-7661) 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: hey! anybody want to check my site for me and tell me if it's coming up funny in their firefox, or if it's just me?? http://bonne-vie.net 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @scottsherrin Apparently I-69 is supposed to go through or near Memphis. 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @bmgv Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @RapCoalition Drakes explanation is crazy and still makes no sense. It's a stupid video and no money time or effort put in. wack! 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: doing research on study abroad programs. I'm thinking London, Ireland, or Austria. Probably London. Hopefully next semester. 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @dmarsalie Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @susie130 i'm gonna hope that he has a show closer to here. let's keep an eye out. or both. or ninjas. 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @MelsterB Oh my goodness now I absolutely have to know!!!! DM me or something, lol 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: Found two $25 chips in my tour-pocket. Pit stop at Belle of Baton Rouge. Should I cash it or gamble it? 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: From the forums: Fight on Land, Sea or Air in Battlefield 1943 on July 9th! - http://trim.su/02V6 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: I think we all know the Staples Center is too small for Michael Jackson fans. Collesium or bust. 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: Sitting and waiting for Ice Age 3D to start so these kids dont kill me or eachother 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: R U STUPID OR WHAT...DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT...L.E.T...i.T G.O...DAM 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: Sagittarius Horoscope - to delve deeply into your unconscious mind today -- for good ideas or just for clues to your current emotional s ... 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @hkeller812 Are you guys up for doing something tonight, or are you going to want to just crash after the flight/travel to the house? 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: egg-zach-ly. Hip hop vid or not, it is still possible to produce quality work @Mercii_Me @KenyaDMorris I love Go. It's sexy sans skank 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: To play either Venus or Serena Williams, you have to not only bring your A game, but you must be mentally present. #Wimbledon 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @julioyam Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @wito1006 The Departed was released october or december, i think. it's not a summer movie. 07/02/09 09:09pm
en: @Dillanos_VP Or cosmetic surgeons, or psycho therapists, or lawyers, or... :) 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @Big_Dirty Yeah the only salads I ever order are thai squid/beef, or green mango/papaya at thai or viet rests. And maybe at Cafe Presse 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @vanessaveasley I just sit oN here wit no picture of myself, don't brag or tell ppl who i am n laugh to myself... 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @pablo1304 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @morganestes so Win is windows? or am I off base? not heard it before either... which is weird 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @1CloudStrife O.O...*will process that later.* Yeah, but I mean how did they teach you? Isn't there some kind of drills or practice? 07/02/09 09:08pm
it: olivia or alexa r u dere 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: I hate that taste right after you brush your teeth. Then you have to wait forever to drink anything or it tastes nasty. Yeah... I hate that. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @nicknbeans only the ppl who werent in tune yesterday... or those who live in the past.. lol..its done.. day 1 mj death, day 2 drake video 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Getting a new phone today maybe? Should I get a sidekick, or a blackberry? :D 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: hahahah @chrispeezy SMITE: to strike or hit hard, with or as with the hand, a stick, or other weapon 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @GeoffLloyd how about you manually bleep it for fun, or replace the naughty words with kitten noises, won't that comply? 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @sh3rific yea he needs to figure out what crowd he wants...the bow wow crowd or grown women...before the drakehype seemed like it was G.A.W. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Can't decide which OpenID login interface is better? clickpass.com or rpxnow.com? Any recommendations? #openid 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: I feel like ive just been ripped off or something even when im not! 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: New Future of the Left is on par with (or possibly better than) mclusky #gaysex 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @nandu Great. And when's the exam? You bought the books today, so it must be within a week or so! :D:D 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Wanting a burger since I heard about the 2 for 1 at GBK - promotional victim or actually craving? Who cares, bring it on. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @aliciakatrina try out wii fit or wii active! 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @magnets704 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Looking over USGS flow data - many gauges (Holden, show a jump in height of 2 feet or more this morning... 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: where can I get my 120 film developed in Hollywood or Santa Monica?? THANKS! 07/02/09 09:08pm
pt: @weneedfludd To lendo 1 Month Or Less e esperando atualizarem Um Sonho De Uma Vida 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Is pondering for tomorrow morning, golf or turbo-kick class, hmmmm. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: is it me.. or has every jackson family member, not bn upset. surely if U lost a loved 1 U'd B vry upset.. or R they in on the hoax. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Thousands of school districts across the country have trimmed or eliminated summer classes, ignoring pleas from the Education Department ... 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Setting up a community or group? Just found some really great guidelines from Social Edge http://tinyurl.com/knks4f 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @irongiants Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Seems like Fri. Office closed tomorrow. Hot weather. Tennis @ noon. Planning outdoor tennis for Badgers this weekend. Work in a BBQ or 2? 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: heading out caych me after lunch @ 130 or soo < bye bye 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @sp500eminis Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @kylepetty Good morning Kyle, or it's probably noon time there. Look forward in watching the race this weekend. Have a great 4th of July. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: I need to find a home for my hamster. He's a golden. Not even 1 year old. Gentle, doesn't bite. Anyone interested or know anyone interested? 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @aelysian ... is there a way to be trunk'd with love? Do you just get bitchslapped lightly or something? 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Someone put my fruit somewhere. Or ate it. Either way, I'm not very happy. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Ok, time for a new game - Dead or Alive. Name a famous person and then we get to guess whether they are dead or alive. #deadoralive 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @TurtledoveJB If your answer is "yes" to freedom, then STOP voting for Big Govt candidates, no matter what their party, or else you enable. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Would I listen to it at home or on my iPod? Probably not, but quite enjoying the La Roux album playing in Starbucks. 07/02/09 09:08pm
sv: haha, or sneak attack! haha HUGGS 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @lotromastery Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @Skye_Psyche OUCH! Hope you are ok (or as ok as you can be, obviously!). 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @styl0 so thats hotwire...or i can name a price on priceline...mite not win it today but we can get something better 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: I'm considering the iPhone 3G S, which color do I get? Black or White and why? Help me out guys, thank you so much! 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @SteveMoser Is that from offloading encoding to the graphics card, or just awesome code? 07/02/09 09:08pm
: Pura Vida!!!!!!! meaning...pure life or all is good! 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @skinnydipcandle Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: .@_victor_ She keeps that up and she'll be out of the pressroom or pushing up daisies by 2010 lol 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @tkierner Exactly- Every month some people are employed, Barack Obama has saved or created those jobs. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @sarahwitten parallel universes are all the rage. You're allowed to make rules up like making it compulsory to carry balloons or something. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: Richest 1% of the US population took home $1.35 trillion in pay. This is more than the total national take-home pay in Can., Italy or France 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @ricksanchezcnn If not War fatigue..It would have to be for money, sex or drugs!! 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @kashif1969 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @FranklyFlorida You may want to reconsider the phrase 'package pickup.' Or not. 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: now the debate. salad for my lunch, or ears of corn? I think I'll opt for the salad. Can eat the corn with the quesadillas I bought 4 dinner 07/02/09 09:08pm
en: @juztinxcore Juztin its thursday! or are you in china >_> 07/02/09 09:08pm