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Jon Stewart explains Twitter

9 March 2009 441 views No Comment

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In the words of the Great Man:

“For the uninitiated, here’s how Twitter works – I have no f***cking idea!!

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en: wtf...all the sudden within the past 48 hrs or so, a good handful of random strangers have decided to follow me. =/ 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: @Murrayiz I guess that makes them a guru huh? Or at least - as Mary Katherine Gallagher says - a SUPERSTAR!! 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: @angelofmetal Midlands unless you live in Birmingham or Wolverhampton is mostly the same! 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: Consuming the juice of #moonfruit is said to make ones knee cap pits smell like fresh cut lilacs. Perfect for the communal bus or church 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: @WFM_Symphony What Dryroasted or Ovenroasted or Drytoasted nuts have you without salt?... especially Dryroasted Unsalted Cashews! 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: @matthewfrancis Ginny's where it's at. Or Ron Weasley. 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: To mosquitoes of Thailand: Biting me in the face or privates is unsportsmanlike. Anywhere else is fair game! 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: @wmworldmusic Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: "Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right." -Henry Ford (I've decided that "I CAN"... What's your de 07/02/09 08:45pm
: he earned that respect which theses idiots would never understand or get 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: @Mediaverse Yes, but not of old. Is Joe really running for the seat or against WWH? 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: Who do yall like more Amber Rose or Kim Kardashian? 07/02/09 08:45pm
en: I don't like the girl on deal or no deal. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @bowwow614 YOU GOT AN EMAIL I CAN SHOOT YOU A TRACK BRO ? DM ME IT OR SOMETHING ! ONLY 14 I RAP ; DJ ; MODEL ; MUSIC PRODUCER ! 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @thephinsider Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Wait. Any of my twitfolk (or their twitfolk) going to Essence Festival??? 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Anyone out there an avid kayaker or know any kayaking experts? Journalism pal is writing an article, needs pro sources. DM her @MFlames484 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @Jennifalconer maybe you could get Wayne from sftw to mix up a lemsip & champagne bellini or something. Dangerous - yes. Tasty - also yes. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Ugh online math quizzes are dumb, particularly when there's no rhyme or reason to how I'm supposed to input answers >.< 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: It isn't a holiday w/out @ least 1 ER visit. RT @Alexia561: Don't forget losing an eye or a few fingers! RT I mean, what's the 4th of Ju ... 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @Starchildmusic3 two of us..or knock you down lol I like u on either 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @dan_leu Your insult is small and fit for an ant or bee. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: 3.5 hours in. I figure we'll probably get there at about 730 or so. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Come hell or high water (possibly hell, DEFINITELY high water), I am going to Beverly tonight!!! 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Not feeling so hot, or perhaps actually feeling too hot. On the plus side its the last day of work before the Wild July Adventure. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @DarthTraya This is true. You should pitch that to MTV or Fox. I'm thinking a new reality show. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @abedoel Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @GurpsK ...oh yes and the earl grey! Did you say your sister was gonna call me or am i imagining it? ( the latter is entirely possible) 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @KevSaund and now you begin to see why I dislike them as a neighbor... Sadly lots of CO schools will have cafetoriums or gymetoriums.. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @TheSeanAlfe wait is it up or what? I want to see the show! 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @Gamble777 hey! If you're having conversations with someone else u need to reply to them or it looks like you're making a public reply FYI 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: I can't tell if this makes me hate American Apparel or Americans. http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa0501.html 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: RT @djenvy Producers,rappers,singers,keep pushin dont let up..dont B scared.go hard or go home.(Maino 2 deals.redcafe 5 deals,drake 1st deal 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: If you know more parents,friends, students who tweet and are apart of the Fayetteville St family or want to be, give them this twit address 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @CJIII man da UFL already had dur draft dey only wanted people dat already played in da NFL or was atleast invited to camp and stuff 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @dhulser - believe it or not, i think i downloaded a discography last year. only something very new, within the last 2 years 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @frankseo not that you're biased or anything :D 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: OK is it just me or is anyone else sick of hearing about Michael Jackson? Great talent, wasted talent, sad life. Can we move on now? 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @tiddlytwinks Really, iPhone, non-Storm Blackberry or Pre, you really can't go wrong with either. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: RT: @RiverwoodGA: 4th of July Parade Sat., 7/4, 1 pm in Mitchell Park. Fire Truck to lead parade.Decorate bike, golf cart or pet to win! #fb 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: anyone interested to join my VS or Everyday Minerals spree, pls visit my blog @ http://purplerine.blogspot.com 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: I have no problem with genetic engineering or farming it's all about feeding the hungry, to feed the world 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Have a Great Idea for a new product or an improvement for an old one? Join us to learn how we can help you, www.IAottawa.org. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @canuckskie Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: what kind of grades did Obama have in school? or was he part of the quota system we have in our schools systems theses days. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: My #iphone3g is really burning up. Maybe I should rub #moonfruit on it to cool it down. Or just wait for the inevitable #iphonerecall . 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: The video wasn't cute or funny. It was disgusting. Is that all guys think women are good for? Running around with their goodies hanging out? 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Nature2 Spa Mineral Sanitizer uses patented mineral-bed technology to destroy bacteria in your spa or hot tub. http://tinyurl.com/nv6tsp 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Problem 13 with DVCSs: quick! Which version of Mercurial is more recent: 6486fb03be7c or b81baf9e4dd6? 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: New Cobra video is pretty sweet. I'm debating whether sleep or Sims would be a better use of my time. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @AndroidGuysCom seems the market been screwy for the last week or so. I could only see my updates if I were browsing not in my Downloads. o_ 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: I don't feel sorry for him because he KNOWS better now. He MADE the money. It's time to BARBECUE or MILDEW. @abphd 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @GlennF So Glenn, do you mean Vanity Fair &/or Palin? :-) 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: RT @AdventureFarm: I need ur help! Tryin 2 get TakeThat 2 visit 2 give the kids a treat. Do u know them, or any1 who does? 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: My Miami Beach house is back up for sale or rent: http://is.gd/1lzat. It's a steal -- live by the beach! 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @ChrisBarZ Yeah nigga i agree... it could be as simple as shopping or as complex as a relationship. What the hell! 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @n_marie3 Check ur facebook mail! text me or something. geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: go tan or clean room..really? 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: damn women at my job man smh this is a workplace not a bar or da club you cannot bag ob the job 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: So when it came to the Jews & Blacks & native Americans & others America was not such a tolerant or enlightened nation. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: My new Radio/Alarm/iPhone dock has arrived. Now - do I use it as an alarm in the bedroom or a stereo in the living room...? 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: is there a Twitter Person you can email or alert that someone is out right disturbing? 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: to go or not to go to a housewarming party, which means driving for almost 2 hours and then spend an evening with people i don't know 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: RT [post] Mad Ringtones – Easily Create Ringtones from any MP3 or YouTube Video Free: Mad Ringtones let me kn.. http://tinyurl.com/mc9r9v 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @SportsNation The All-Star Game shouldn't decide da WS home adv bc MLB heads weren't smart enuf to laugh (or cry) at such a crazy thought! 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: To anyone sitting or working near me, I apologize, but for the next hour and a half, I'm not capable of conversing. Need caffeine first. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @liqkhaos ya it would have. I have this stuff at home. I just need a destination or it feels like exercise. :). Thx for following 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @Goldrush48 @oh_mara @StyxNStones or just some good gloves. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @neilgaiman Posted an apocalypse picture. MANY of the photos posted before mine are lacking balloons or people. Doesn't it drive you crazy? 07/02/09 08:44pm
: The Parks Dept has gr8t activities 2 keep them busy all summer 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @amaryam Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @Kelsi13 Drake is signed to Young Money now...Get used to songs like "Every Girl" as opposed to "Sooner or Later"...ha! 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: The second #transformer was not too hot. And what up with Megan Fox's lips? Or should I say what IN? 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Another day lost to air travel. Trying to sleep and being woken to see if you want a rubbish meal or not. Oh the pleasure! 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Buy or sell Items using online video. http://tinyurl.com/n27v87. A new way to sell or shop. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: should i leave a voicemail or not. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Question; would you rather attend a webinar or a seminar? 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @megaincome Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @Kingyo_Hime congratulations! I hate driver's tests...ugh! Like we forget to drive if we move states or something, lol! 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @AnEbookReader You tweet way too much so I have to block. A pity. Less is more. I'll follow your website. One or two a day would suffice. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @mrslawsondf Just a bag or 2 of chips. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @AccidentalKate Yes and no. Do I trust most of the reviews on Yelp? No. Do I call 1 or 2 friends for their opinion? Yes. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @miiss_giggless yes yes. Uve heard. Wait till you see me in action even funnier. Or so I've been told lmao 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @Verizon will do Alltel circle of friends with plans of 900 min or more. Really? Of the 450 I use now most of those are to 5 numbers! Boo. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @13thduke: Sorry fella, I've been swamped & didn't check here til now. Maybe squeeze the steaks in tomorrow or Saturday before I go to Gaz's 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: RT @LoriMoreno: I want to sing like birds sing, not worrying who listens or what they think ~Rumi #quote 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @G5FLY YES! is that foreshadowing or just him not heeding his own intuition? hmm. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: and now it is officially the start of RoTrOH! Ohio or bust! - http://bkite.com/099uV 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @vintagepolka ooo. so did u guys talk to him or what eh? gimme a short recap! *excited* :D 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Not happy with Chelsea Gardens Hotel Apartments or Better Homes!!!! Avoid at your peril!!! #dubai #betterhomes 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: RT @DesertHome HGTV's House Hunters has come to Palm Springs once or twice. When are you coming back? We miss you! #home and garden 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: tired. wondering if i should struggle to troops or continue slogging it out with work. so much to do b4 san diego... 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: wayhey nearly finished work and home for a beer or two !!!!! 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: nothing makes me angrier then a weak women who doesn't know her worth or strength. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: Some people are just so rude and annoying!!!That's all I can say on this matter cos you never know who's reading.....or maybe i do...! ;-) 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @SnowgooseSA fourways area? Prob incredible corruption or catz digital fourways xing 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: RT @yelyahwilliams: My favorite piece of advice: Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful, or joyful. 07/02/09 08:44pm
en: @flmotherof2 Trick or treating... Door-to-door BBQ hunt. I'm equipped: Empty plate. Plastic fork. Pack of wet-naps. I'm good to go. 07/02/09 08:44pm